Where do I start?

 So...What do I talk about? I don't know. I'll just ramble. I'll digress to something relevant eventually. You know, everything I type sounds in my head like a British guy is saying it. That's obviously the influence of the book im reading right now "The golem's Eye", second one in the Bartimaeus trilogy, though that's a lie, he wrote 4 books for the series. I'm doing the first one for that book report thing. Anyway, British guy wrote it, and it’s pretty obvious in his writing style. I love like his humor. I love British humor in general actually; no one seems to agree with me. Everyone calls it “dry” but I think it’s so colorful and animated and witty. Just me I guess.  What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Jonathan Stroud, love him. I should see what else he's written. I doubt I would like them as quite as much, though. I really adore the chapters with Bartimaeus's first person telling of the story. SO good. Lovelovelove. You know, I had been reading this book on the Italy trip over spring break, but I think I left the book on the bus there or something because I haven't got a clue where it is. So I went to Barnes & Noble yesterday with Chanie and got a new one. The other was kind of falling apart anyway. I was hoping for a hard back copy, you know, so it doesn’t fall apart, but no such luck. I have the rest of the series in hard back. I guess you can only get it when the books new and on the tables, or if it’s really really popular. I am a bit sad since this one wasn’t printed on that shiny, iridescent paper that looks like oil on wet pavement. This one's just regular shiny. Like, cheap finish on a cardboard book cover shiny. I guess that makes sense, since that’s what it is. The other book even looked good scratched cause like I said; it was printed on that pretty iridescent paper, and when the printed on blue scratched off, it looked kinda like metal, only rainbowier. I don’t know why this book isn’t more popular. It should have a massive following like the Hunger Games. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the hunger games, but it seems to, flavorless to me. Story is great and intense and interesting. It always surprises me, and it totally unique. But I feel like the whole book was read in a monotone, like the writer was totally detached from the story. Maybe I’ve just been spoiled by all the really animated and colorfully worded stuff I love so much. That even more important than the story in my opinion. You know, Id would kinda rather read the book I was prattling on about a few lines ago, than talk about it. I’ma do that now. Bye!